Tips on how to pass exams *especially when finals is near*

* Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do...
* Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre,
I've got the secret documents!...
* If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers...
* Make paper airplanes out of the exam.
Aim them at the instructor's left nostril...
* Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked...
* Bring
cheerleaders...
* Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it,
loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY...
* Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...).
Play with the volume at max level...
* On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the...
* Bring pets
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